Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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thomas!!!!

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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My life :(

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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