Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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