why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Do u take sugar?

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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