- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Smeg...

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo