- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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1+2 = 6

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Guess what? Bananas

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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