why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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The Game.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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captcha: all yer base

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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lipstick pig

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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