Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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