Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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There's my tractor.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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