What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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the holocaust

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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