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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Top Gear USA

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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