What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Adele walks into the stables

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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kcuf read it backwards

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