Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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2 + 2 = fish

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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