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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

im at school

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

learn the ropes?

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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