- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

This is not a joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

The Christian Bible.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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