Justin's humor

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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