What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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