Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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