- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Bacon is delcious.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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