What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Misner is a twat.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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