- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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