Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Womens rights !

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

You see how lame this is?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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