- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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