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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What can fly? Lots of things

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Women Sports.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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