- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

This is not a joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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