A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Z.

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GADZOOKS!

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What color is red paint? Red

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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