- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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