- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Asians

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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