- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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