What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

we all know sammi has a penis

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

You see how lame this is?

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Womens rights !

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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