I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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