Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's circular and round A circle

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Church.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do you call a black man? Black

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