- Anti Joke

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

children burning

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I think everybody ought to have a penis.