Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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