why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why was the gay guy sad?

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

you lose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

69

I'm sn otter

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Health food.

k

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...