- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punching a baby

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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