- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Republicans

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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