Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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anal seepage

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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