whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Justin Beiber

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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tims sty:)

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Anti Joke

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