why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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