Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

your mom gave me head.....phones

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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