What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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