- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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