Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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taking out the trash... at night

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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