How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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you lose.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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