Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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nickel back

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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