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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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