- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

kesha is a virgin.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Where do you live? In a house

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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