A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

speak now or forever hold your pee

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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