Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A mans opinion.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

taking out the trash... at night

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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