- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

This joke is funny

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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