HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

what's worst than being gay? being black

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

david poredos

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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