What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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