Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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womens rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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