- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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