- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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