What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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