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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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