- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What's the deal with brown?

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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