- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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