ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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