- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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