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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS! Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.