What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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tims sty:)

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Amazing

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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