Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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