- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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