An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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SEX

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Justin

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Dont read this joke

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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were you expecting a joke

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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