why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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men

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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