if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

What's red, blue & green all over?

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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