- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

In soviet russia, roses are violet

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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