What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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what is the color of a burp burple

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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kcuf read it backwards

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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soccer

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