how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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kevin kim

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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punchline below punchline above

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Poop swing

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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