- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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