What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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VAGINA.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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