A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Amazing

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Democracy.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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