Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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The jets are a good team..

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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