what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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