Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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woman's rights

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Where do you live? In a house

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Womens' sports

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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