So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Jews

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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