Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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