- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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