- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

i have a christmas tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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