- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

I hate blackniggers

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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