Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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men's rights.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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