Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Refrigerator

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Anti Joke

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