- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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