Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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homosexuals are gay

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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women's rights

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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