What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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