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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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