what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Christianity

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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men

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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