Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

its snowing on mount fuji

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

A blonde walked into a bar.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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