- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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