A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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VAGINA.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What comes after 69? 70

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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