- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Whats white? A fridge

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Where's the dick??? east

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Your Mom

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Anyone??????????/

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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